Wednesday, February 3, 2021

In The Teeth Of The Evidence

    One of the things my wife Carol and I take for granted these days is excellent dental care. We both have cleanings and check-ups four times a year, and a full set of x-rays once a year. I have one implant, one bridge, and about ten crowns. Every few years the dentist finds a cavity, or a loose crown, and he makes the appropriate correction. Additionally I see my periodontist once a year for maintenance on my implant. Recently Carol had a molar that was too far gone to save, and she got an immediate appointment with a dental surgeon. Both of us had our wisdom teeth out more than thirty years ago. 
      Fortunately we have enough assets to pay for all this, but more importantly we don't have to because we have fairly good dental insurance as part of our State of Illinois retirement benefits. It costs about $18.00 a month, and some years the insurance pays out more than we pay in. It hasn't always been this good, dentally speaking. When I was a kid we didn't have enough money for dentists, and at least in our income bracket there was no such thing as dental insurance. My parents told me that it didn't make sense to spend money on "baby teeth", since they were going to fall out anyway. But they gave in when I was a teenager and took me to a dentist when I had very bad cavities in my adult teeth. 
     Until I was in my late twenties I assumed that I would have all of my teeth taken out by the time I was thirty. That's what had happened to my mother when she was 27 and to my step-father when he was 31. Both had ill-fitting and very cheap upper and lower dentures. They were both significantly limited in what they could eat. So I never imagined that taking care of my teeth was very important. 
    This extended to my daily cleaning regime; I was taught to brush my teeth once a day in the morning, and I got it into my head that this was primarily for fresh breath. I don't think anybody in my entire family knew about flossing, and I was certainly never taught to do it. I eventually heard about mouthwash, but even that was reserved for special occasions. And since I never saw a dentist regularly, no one was around to bully me into brushing more frequently, or flossing.
    Once when I sent to the dentist when I was about 14 I had a cavity that was so bad the dentist strongly suggested a root canal as the only way to save the tooth. When they found out how much it would cost they immediately said no and instructed the dentist to fill the cavity and let it go. I had little idea what that meant, but for years I walked around with a partially completed root canal packed with filling material.
     By far the worst thing that lack of money ever did to my teeth was keep me from getting braces. Those of you who know me know that I have a weird bite with extremely crooked teeth. This became obvious when I was a young teen, and I badgered my parents into taking me to see an orthodontist. After a thorough exam and a set of x-rays, the dentist told us I had too small a mouth for all of my teeth but that he had a plan. This would have involved pulling a couple of teeth, taking out my wisdom teeth when they came in, and wearing metal braces for a coupe of years. But it would have solved all of my problems. The cost, however, was prohibitive; as much as my step-father earned in a year. And they had a hard time qualifying for a car loan, let alone a loan for (as they thought) unnecessary dental work. So they told the dentist no, and they told me he told them privately that my teeth were too soft for braces and that I would end up losing all my teeth.
        Who knows? If I had had braces I might have ended up as an actor, or an attorney.
     Speaking of which, when I went into private practice as an attorney in 1995 I went to see an orthodontist. He examined my teeth thoroughly, took a full set of x-rays, and told me my mouth was too small for all of my teeth but he had a plan. It involved pulling a couple of teeth and wearing braces for a couple of years (I had already had my wisdom teeth removed). The cost was not prohibitive, and our dental insurance would have paid a good part of it. My teeth were not too soft for braces, and by then they had developed "invisible" clear plastic braces. But I couldn't stand the thought of removing a couple of healthy teeth. So I decided against it.
        My reason may have been different, but I reached the same conclusion that my parents had come to some thirty-five years earlier. Under these circumstances is it reasonable to blame them for the state of my teeth today? Perhaps not. And yet I do. It just seems to me that one of parents' responsibilities to their children is to care for their health: their physical health, their mental health, their dental health. If we had children I certainly would have provided them with braces if they had needed them. Or with the treatment of a dermatologist if they had needed it. Or with anything else they truly needed, regardless of the cost. Of course that's easy to say, since we have no children, and since we have sufficient money. What we would have done if we didn't have the money, as my parents did not, I cannot say.
      I do know that when I was an adult, out of college, married, and with a job (well, a graduate assistantship is sort of a job), I did not go to the dentist regularly. I had a molar pulled in 1970 because I had let it go too long to save, but fortunately I did not have any other serious problems. Finally, when I was in my 13th year of full-time teaching I started seeing a dentist regularly. I looked into having my missing molar replaced, and agreed to have a bridge installed. This involved having the two teeth on either side reduced and covered with caps, with a false tooth attached in between. If implants had been available I would have had one, but I was not offered that option. It was also during this time that I was referred to an oral surgeon to remove my wisdom teeth. And when I began having teeth capped as well as having cavities filled.
        Straightened and capped teeth are important in some fields. There is no direct discrimination against attorneys with messy mouths, but anything that calls one's trustworthiness into question is not good. Clients of course must trust their attorneys, but so must judges. I have written elsewhere about my belief that I once won a case in the United States Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit by making a judge laugh in oral argument (see For Three Weeks I Owned the University of Illinois). There is no question, though, that missing teeth and gaps between teeth are fatal for actors. I had a student some forty years ago who got an excellent review in a major Detroit newspaper for playing a leading role in a local professional theatre, but the reviewer also referred to the unmistakeable gasp between her front teeth. She had them capped immediately, and worked regularly on stage and on TV until she married the son of a Pultizer Prize-winning playwright and shifted her focus. And I have heard it said that Georgia Democrat Stacy Abrams might have won the Governorship or possibly become Joe Biden's VP candidate if not for the gap between her front teeth.
      After I stepped down as Chair at SIUC in 1988 I began seeing Carol's dentist regularly, for cleanings and fillings. I kept seeing him after I became an attorney and moved to Charleston in 1995. Along the way he referred me for a root canal, and that turned into an extraction and an implant. My periodontist regularly tells me that I have the strangest bite he has ever seen, and he keeps a cast of my mouth in his office. He says he expects my teeth to shift one day, endangering my implant. So far there's no sign of it, but I see him annually just to make sure. Our regular dentist has retired, but we continue to see his son who took over the practice.
        Most of the time these days I don't even think about my teeth. I have cleanings and check-ups regularly, and my dentist catches any problems before they get too big. I don't expect ever to lose another tooth. In my family, that will be a first. I hope my brother and his kids are as diligent, but I have no confidence in such an outcome. What we learn at our mother's knee is difficult, if not impossible, to change.

Sunday, January 3, 2021

The Little Yiddish I Know I Learned From My Grandmother, Part II

    When Donald returned from Japan in January, 1953, he had exactly two weeks to move his family to an Air Force Base near Kansas City, where he would receive his next stateside assignment. He and Shirley withdrew me from kindergarten, packed up their meagre belongings (having lived with Etta and Norman they had no furniture or other home furnishings), bought an old car (I think it was a 1939 Ford), and hit the road. This was before the days of interstate highways, so we used a map we got at the gas station and used back roads. There was only one stop at a motel, one stop for an auto repair, and another for a flat tire (I said it was an old car).  When we arrived at the base after two days of driving with one day to spare we checked into a motel that had cottages designed to look like teepees. My mother and I stayed there for two days while my father processed endless paperwork, and he ultimately told us he had to be at Randolph Field (it wasn't even big enough to be an Air Force Base) near San Antonio, Texas, in two days. So we packed up the car again and drove for two more days. We had to check in to another motel because Donald hadn't yet been assigned housing. On our third day in Texas, however, we moved into enlisted housing, a two bedroom apartment in a complex built by the lowest bidder and looking exactly like it.

    Randolph Field had its own elementary school but no kindergarten, so I was not enrolled in school until September. I remember playing records on our portable record player, playing with Donald's guitar (which he did not play either, but he intended to learn), meeting and playing with other kids my age, and learning to ride the two-wheeled bicycle I received for my 6th birthday. Shirley's memories of that time are not so pleasant. She needed dental work, and the butcher disguised as the base dentist ended up pulling all of her teeth and ordering upper and lower dentures for her. I imagine he got some sort of commission or kickback for every set of dentures he ordered, but of course I could never prove it. She was 27 years old.

    Meanwhile in Buffalo Etta and Norman were having problems with the Normetta School of the Dance. After more than twenty years they were forced to declare bankruptcy and they lost their second-mortgaged home in the process. With Dorothy and her family taking care of Julia in the house on French Street there was nothing holding them in Buffalo, so in the summer of 1953 they packed up their old car and moved to the Phoenix area, where one of Etta's sisters lived. They bought a little house (three bedrooms, one bath, about 1000 square feet, a carport instead of a garage) on what was then the outskirts of town. It was a builder's model, which was why they could afford it, located on 51st Street near Thomas Road. It was more or less in the middle of a field full of tumbleweeds. There was no air conditioning, and the temperatures routinely topped 100 degrees for several months. On the other hand, there was no snow in the winter, a major consideration after living so many years in Buffalo. All that remained was figuring out how they were going to make a living.

    Norman had a number of get-rich quick schemes, most of which Etta vetoed. She started buying penny candy in bulk and selling it to the neighborhood children out of their kitchen at a huge markup. She added making and selling popsicles and frozen chocolate bars to her business, and actually did quite well. Norman set himself up as a tropical fish breeder, using the third bedroom for the purpose. He sold tiny exotic fish at what seemed to be a discount, mostly to children, and made his real money selling them tanks and other equipment needed to raise his fish. He eventually began breeding and selling parakeets, and later still he began breeding and selling special chickens that laid pink, blue, and green eggs. But those ventures were many years later; his immediate concern was bringing in enough money every month to pay the mortgage and buy his special steaks, chops, and roasts. So they opened a new branch of the Normetta School of the Dance and took to fleecing the naive once again. They were now in their fifties, though, and the simple physical activity was hard to maintain for even three hours a night. And they didn't have Shirley to help as they did in Buffalo. So Norman (for once) swallowed his pride and looked for a job.

    Jobs were plentiful in the Valley of the Sun in the 1950s; business was booming and the place was expanding by leaps and bounds. Most of the jobs, though, required physical abilities Norman did not possess, and others required education he lacked. Those few that he was able to land (clerk in a drug store, secretary in a real estate company, for example) lasted a very short time because he was unable to stomach working for somebody else. Most he quit before he was fired. By the end of 1953 Etta began to despair of him ever finding a steady job, but in January of 1954 he was hired as an independent contractor for a termite inspection company. Termites posed a serious problem in Phoenix and almost everybody who owned or bought a house in the Valley needed termite inspections. He worked for himself, could set his own hours, was not overexerted, and didn't need to get along with anybody. His stature even gave him an advantage, since he could get into attics and crawl spaces a normal-sized person would have trouble fitting into. It was perfect for him. It didn't pay much, but with the other gigs he and Etta had going it was enough.

    Shirley and Donald were having their own money problems in Texas. While the housing was cheap and Shirley shopped exclusively at the PX, there was never enough money to get from one end of the month to the other. Enlisted men were simply not paid enough to raise a family. So they fought constantly and loudly, and eventually Donald's frustration grew to the point that he started hitting her. 

    I entered the first grade in September, 1953, and excelled despite the fact that I had never finished kindergarten. Partly this was because I could already read and none of the other children could; and partly it was because I was a placid child who had learned that the best way to get along with adults was to give them exactly what they wanted. So the inexperienced and flustered young woman who was my teacher knew she never had to worry about me. At the end of the school year I was excited to have found something (namely, going to school) that I was so good at. I looked forward to the second grade with high expectations.

    During the summer of 1954, though, things blew up. During one particularly virulent fight between my parents, Donald hit Shirley across the face so hard that her dentures flew out. That was the end of it for her. She ran into my room, where I had been listening in dread, locked the door, and cried herself to sleep. She stayed there until Donald left for work the next day, and then she packed suitcases for the two of us, called a taxi, and took me to the Greyhound Bus station. We went to the bus station in San Antonio and caught the late night bus (it was a local, stopping every half hour or so) for El Paso. There we caught another bus for Phoenix. Shirley was going home to her mother.

    We me moved into Etta and Norman's little house in Phoenix, and though we didn't take up much space we completely filled it up. My mother slept in the spare bedroom and I got the back room with the fish. There was also a back door in this room, which came in handy from time to time. At the end of the excruciatingly hot summer of 1954 I enrolled in the second grade in a little public school in Scottsdale, a western suburb of Phoenix. This was one of the places that Etta and and Norman ran their dance school. Norman knew some people on the school board and was able to get me enrolled even though I lived outside the district. The main reason for this was that there was a huge push for integrating the public schools in Phoenix, and Etta and Norman did not want their grandson going to school with schvartzes (Yiddish for Black persons (from שוואַרץ‎, shvarts, 'black'; cf. German: schwarz; OED); offensive). This arrangement lasted for only one semester; in January of 1955 I transferred to Griffith School in Phoenix, a public school with no Black students but plenty of Latinos, mostly of Mexican descent. During the semester I was in Scottsdale, though, I began my theatrical career by playing the youngest of the Three Billy Goats Gruff in the class play. The seed was planted that would bloom eleven years later when I got to college.

    By far the most important thing that happened during 1954-55, though, was the introduction of Bill Parks into my life. Etta and Norman once again despaired of their daughter Shirley ever finding another husband. They helped her to get a divorce, and Donald was ordered to pay child support of $25.00 a month to her until I turned 18. The military may be many things, but it is certainly efficient when it comes to the payment of child support. All Shirley had to do was send a copy of the court's order to the office of the Randolph Field commander and the child support was sent to her like clockwork on the first of every month. Donald was also given visitation privileges with me but he used them only once. Even before the divorce was final Etta and Norman were on the lookout for a suitable man for Shirley, and they settled on Bill Parks.

    Bill was 28 years old and a drifter. He was in Phoenix working for the same termite company that Norman worked for, but Bill did the hard work: he did the actual termite treatments that Norman found necessary during his inspections. He needed a place to live, and sure enough Etta and Norman invited him to live with them. That meant, of course, that he was living with us. Bill moved in with me in the fish room, and we shared bunk beds. I found him fascinating. He had been a cowboy on the rodeo circuit and a professional wrestler. He had been in the Navy at the end of World War II and had been a crewman on a PT boat. He loved to hunt and fish. His life was about as different from Norman's as it could possibly be. I found out later that he was also a raging alcoholic who had nearly drunk himself to death and that he was a pathological liar. At the time, though, I didn't know those things and wouldn't have cared much if I did. 

    Shirley found him as fascinating as I did, and just as Etta and Norman had planned they fell in love. They both turned 30 in March of 1956, and in early April they drove to Las Vegas and eloped. The funny thing was, they took me with them. I was nine years old, so I wasn't allowed on the floors of the casinos, but I could watch from the outside windows or from the coffee shop while my elders blew all the money they had on slop machines, poker games, crap games, and the roulette wheel. They even got people to gamble in the coffee shops and higher-end restaurants with a lottery-type game called Keno. Another thing Bill had been was a professional gambler, so he thought he could come out ahead if he just kept gambling long enough. On other occasions he did, but not this time, Bill and Shirley called Norman to send them money to get home. He did so gladly, since he now had a hold on his son-in-law.

    During our time staying with Etta and Norman she resumed her occasional Yiddish lessons. I learned words about foods and people but nothing about the structure of the language, syntax, or grammar. It was impossible for me to apply the scant vocabulary I absorbed without broader context.

    During 1955-56 I was in the third grade at Griffith School. I have written elsewhere in this blog about the summer of 1956 ("My Entire Family Ran Away and Joined a Carnival",  https://davidstevensblog.blogspot.com/2017/12/my-entire-family-ran-away-and-joined.html). During the Fall of 1956, though there was an incident that changed my life. I had started Hebrew School during the third grade, and once a week my grandfather would drive me two cities west to Glendale for lessons. The first thing I learned was the short version of Kiddush: "Baruch ata Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam, borei peri ha-gafen. ("Blessed are you God, our Lord, King of the Universe, who creates the fruit of the vine.") It's the prayer over the wine before Sabbath dinner, and at our Temple it was also give during Friday evening services. All the pre-Bar Mitzvah boys in the congregation took turns on Friday nights, and when my turn came I proudly chanted as I had been taught, something no other boy had been able to do. I could see the older men in the congregation nodding their heads and smiling; it felt wonderful to be recognized like that. 

    It was about this time in 1956 that I distinctly recall attending Uncle Abe Holzman's funeral. He had married Etta's sister Fannie, who had passed away earlier. They had moved to Arizona some time before Etta and Norman did. The whole family made the trip to Mesa, where the funeral was. There was an open casket, which I had never experienced before, and it made me quite uncomfortable. To this day I would rather not attend a funeral with an open casket, but I do if necessary.

    The next week was Yom Kippur, and we had a special dinner at home, with the fine china and crystal and a tablecloth. Norman asked me to say Kiddush, and I proudly rose and recited. I was not used to the crystal wine glass I had been given, however, and I dropped it on the china, breaking it, the china bowl the matzoh ball soup was in, and the china plate beneath. Needless to say, the wine spilled all over the tablecloth. I was terrified, afraid I would be hit as my mother had been hit. That was the only time I knew when someone got very angry, and I thought that was what always happened when people got angry. And sure enough, my grandfather completely lost his temper and began verbally berating me. My mother did nothing, but Bill literally stood up for me. He got Norman to quiet down, and we packed and left the house. That night we stayed at a motel, and the next day we moved into an apartment about half way into downtown Phoenix. 

    I transferred from Griffith School to Creighton School, and continued the fourth grade. 1956 was the year that the Salk Vaccine for polio came out, and I got my first shot right in school. In some subjects Creighton School was ahead of Griffith School, and in others it was behind. I was confused much of the time. My confusion only grew when we moved again, this time to a house near Seventh Street and McDowell Road. I transferred yet again, to Emerson School. We were to stay in this house, and then the one next door, for more than ten years. The houses were owned by Bill's new Boss, Clyde Pierce, Chairman and CEO of Pierce Farms, Inc., a local diversified business rivaling that of Del Webb, if not as well known. Bill was to be in charge of maintenance for all the Pierce properties, a substantial if not terribly well-paying position. Free rent, free telephone, and a free company truck came with the job, so even if the pay was not substantial it was enough. I went back to Creighton School for my second Salk Vaccine shot, and also for the sugar cubes that contained the new Sabin Vaccine. I was as immunized against polio as it was possible to get.

    I have also written elsewhere in this blog about the summer of 1957 ("Baseball and Doing the Building", https://davidstevensblog.blogspot.com/2017/12/baseball-and-doing-building.html). I played Little League baseball for two more years on Bill's teams, making the All-Star team as an outfielder in 1959, the year I turned 12. My baseball career being effectively over (I couldn't compete with other teenagers) I turned my attention to more cerebral matters, becoming an Eagle Scout in 1959 at age 13, and graduating first in my eighth grade class that same year. I became a newspaper carrier at age 13 as well, moving from a small route near Emerson School until I started high school to a larger route near my high school to the best route in the entire state for my last three years of high school, the downtown Phoenix route. I made an average of $1,000 a month delivering around 100 newspapers a day, with a $40.00 a week bonus for the difficulty of the route. I was named Carrier of the Month, Station Leader of the Month, and First Runner-Up for Carrier of the Year. When the Phoenix Gazette began a college scholarship program in 1965, I was honored by receiving the first $2,000 scholarship they ever awarded. I graduated as valedictorian of my class in 1965, winning more scholarships and awards than I can name, accepting finally a National Merit Scholarship to Michigan State University. It turned out that my scholarships covered all of my college expenses, which was a good thing since my parents could contribute nothing.
    I never saw my grandparents during my last years at home. They held a grudge better than most people I've met, and my parents were content to keep them out of my life. When I was 13 my mother had another child, my brother William Reb Parks. His name came from an old racehorse Bill used to own, and Shirley's paternal grandfather's name, even though she did not remember him very clearly. Reb didn't meet Etta and Norman until he was six years old, when they swallowed their pride and made up with Bill and Shirley. They wanted to get their hands on their young grandson, but Bill made sure they kept their distance. They did their best to raise him so he wouldn't want to go to college and leave home like I did, and in that they succeeded.
    The summer after my first year of college I returned to Phoenix and worked for the U.S. Post Office as a substitute letter carrier. It was a civil service job based on a test, and by then I was a dab hand at taking tests. My high school friend Ernie Nedd (who is Black; apparently Etta and Norman's racist fears were justified; going to school with people of other races inevitably leads to interracial friendships!) also aced the civil service exam, and we worked at the same post office all summer. He ended up with a scholarship to Brown University, by the way, but dropped out, got drafted, lived through a tour in Viet Nam, and finished his degree and law school at Arizona State in Tempe. That summer, though, we earned $2.35 an hour, which isn't much but at the time was almost twice the minimum wage otherwise available to us. I saw Etta and Norman several times that summer, but never for an extended period. I never lived at home again, and it was three years before I saw them.
    I received a nice surprise for my twenty-first birthday in 1968. It turned out that my mother had taken some of that miserly child support she received every month and put it into a life insurance policy for me. It matured when I turned 21. So I had an extra cushion of $500.00 for my senior year.
    At my mother's insistence Carol and I invited Etta and Norman to our wedding in 1970, and I was relieved when they declined. By that time Norman was pushing 70 and Etta was almost 65. They were too old to take the bus and couldn't afford to fly. We saw them the following summer when we went to Phoenix to visit my parents. This was Carol's first time meeting them, and I hoped Norman would be civil for once. No such luck, though; just about the first thing he did was proposition Carol. I suspected it was another of his tasteless jokes, but Carol remains convinced he was deadly serious. In any case it all but ruined our vacation, and it wasn't just to escape the heat that we packed up my parents' Toyota Land Cruiser and travel trailer and toured the northern part of the state, including particularly the Grand Canyon, for our last week in Arizona. 
    The last time I saw Etta and Norman was over the Christmas-New Years vacation in December 1980 to January 1981. Carol and I had attended the Modern Language Association annual convention in Houston. Carol was looking for a more permanent college teaching job and had interviews with about 20 colleges and universities. We were pretty sure she woulds get a good job, and although she got an unheard-of job offer at Texas Tech following the convention (job offers only come after on-campus interviews) she ended up taking a less prestigious but far more satisfying job teaching at Eastern Illinois University, where she stayed until she retired. During that visit we had a very nice dinner with Etta and Norman on December 30, and then two nights later we got word that he had been taken to the hospital in the middle of the night.
    Etta and Norman had moved from their little house on 51st Street to rural location where Norman had a retirement job taking temperature, humidity, and pressure readings at the top of a mountain. They moved because their chickens were making too much noise for the neighbors, and although the chickens were grandfathered in they either had to get rid of the chickens or move. So they moved. When Norman went to the hospital he went to a rural hospital, and it took all of us two hours to get there. By then, Norman was dead. He had developed meningitis after breaking his collarbone in an auto accident that was his own fault. He died as he had lived, a narcissist who always thinks he knows everything better than anybody else in the room. 
    Norman was cremated within a day of his death, and following the cremation the family held a brief memorial service for him. My mother and grandmother insisted that I recite the Hebrew prayer for the dead, the Kaddish, for him. I should have refused, having not considered myself Jewish for many years (from the date of the Yom Kippur incident, to be precise). But I gave in, and my mother found an English transliteration for me. The prayer begins in the familiar manner: "Yit-gadal v'yit-kadash sh'mey raba . . . ." (Magnified and sanctified be G-d's great name . . . .") and I got through it all. I felt nothing for Norman then and I feel nothing for him now, but I felt bad for Etta. They had been together for more than 50 years and she had no idea what she would do without him.
    Shirley then stepped up and gave her mother what she needed, just as Etta had given Shirley what she needed all those years before when Shirley came running home after being beaten by Donald. She moved Etta into a vacant apartment in the complex where she and Bill then lived, sold their rural home, took care of all their debt, and set up Etta's financial affairs. All that was left Shirley put into a couple of CDs, which Etta insisted be placed in joint tenancy so Shirley would get them when Etta passed away. Or so Etta intended.
    Four years later I was directing a production of Fiddler on the Roof, ironically, when I got word that Etta had died. I skipped the final performance and flew to Phoenix for a few days while we held a memorial for Etta and, as we thought, settled her estate. Carol couldn't come with me because we had a guest from out of town who had come to see the production, and she had to return to her university to teach two days later (we lived in separate cities for 14 years due to our inability to get decent jobs near each other). I returned in time to get ready to move to another job, only three hours from Carol instead of eight hours away.
    Less than a month later my mother called me to tell me her sister Dorothy was suing her for half of Etta's estate. Etta had died without a will, and under those circumstances the surviving children normally split the assets remaining after all debts are paid. When accounts are held in joint tenancy with right of survivorship, however, as Etta's CDs were, the money is effectively taken out of the estate. That was the case here, and if she wanted to fight it Shirley could have prevailed. She would have had to hire an estates attorney, however, and the fight would have been expensive and would have taken over a year. The CDs had face values of only $50,000.00, and it just wouldn't have been worth it. I advised her to split the money with her sister, and for once she took my advice. Etta and Norman had had their last affect, for good or ill, on my life. Shalom, I thought to myself. Peace be with them. But I did not think, and do not think to this day, that their lives should be for a blessing. There was too much water under the bridge for that.
    Shirley died of lung cancer, quite ironic because she had quit smoking thirty years earlier, in 2000 at age 75. Dorothy passed away in 2008 without another word, not even to say thank you, to her sister. Nor have her children, my cousins, ever been in touch. Donald, with whom I had reconciled after a long estrangement, survived until 2014 at age 86. He left me the bulk of his small estate, which I nonetheless split equally with the son and daughter he adopted with his second wife. He and Shirley had pledged on January 1, 1950, to meet in Times Square at midnight on January 1, 2000. Fortunately she was too sick even to consider it; I can't imagine it would have been a good experience for either of them if they had followed through. Bill, though, outlived them all. He survived the loss of Shirley, alcoholism, skin cancer, bladder cancer, atrial fibrillation, and heaven knows what else, to die on July 1, 2020, at age 94. His smallish estate is tied up by his trust for ten years after his death, and even if I'm still alive at age 83 I'll see to it that the bulk of his estate goes to his son Reb. Reb needs it for his retirement much more than I do and much more than his children, who can all make their own livings, do.


This is Donald in about 1962.


Me in the late 1940s.


This is me and Carol with Bill and Shirley and
Reb with three of his children in 1998.


This is me with Bill and Shirley when I became an Eagle Scout in 1960.


Me with my dog Koko when I was named
Station Leader of the Month for the newspaper.

Thursday, December 31, 2020

The Little Yiddish I Know I Learned From My Grandmother, Part I


    My maternal grandmother, Etta Felger Brock, was born in Ukraine in 1905. Over the next ten years her entire family emigrated to America, eventually settling in Milwaukee. Her father, David Felger, went first alone in 1910. Etta's older sisters Fannie and Rose went next in 1913. In 1914 her mother Sylvia Stelnick Felger followed with Etta, her younger sister Katie, and her younger brother Morey (Moishe). They spoke mostly Yiddish at home, although they naturally spoke Ukrainian. They were close enough to Poland that they spoke fluent Polish as well. For political reasons they felt it wise also to speak Russian. In the long run it was a very good thing they left when they did; following World War II there were no Jews left alive in their village (Ustylúh), including the relatives who died because they would not or could not leave. In my imagination it looks like the end of "Fiddler on the Roof", although I doubt there was any musical accompaniment or any turntable.

    So at age 9 Etta began living in a strange new place, looking for an old familiar face, and learning an entirely alien language. Fortunately the whole family had a facility for languages, and within five years she was speaking English like a native, albeit with a marked Milwaukee accent. Her father died in a factory accident in 1915. She lived through the First World War and the pandemic that followed; her mother, however, died of the influenza in 1918. Etta cared for the younger children for a while, although still a child herself, but they were soon sent to live with an uncle in Montreal, Canada, for a time in 1918 or 1919. Both returned to the United States, and all of the children, including Etta, became naturalized American citizens.

    Etta became of marriageable age (17) in 1922.  The problem, however, was that she was a midget--defined as a perfectly proportioned person, but under the height of 4'10". Dwarves, on the other hand, share the short stature but have some sort of physical disproportion. Nowadays both are defined as dwarves, with those formerly called midgets now called pituitary dwarves, and their condition is said to be caused by Growth Hormone Deficiency (GHD). The main national association, the Little People of America, does not distinguish between the two. At the time, however, a midget would look down his or her nose at a dwarf, so Etta had to find another midget to marry. And to complicate matters, that male midget had to be Jewish. So a search began.

    It took a year or so, but she found one living in Buffalo, New York. Norman Franklin Brock stood about 4'6" and had been born in 1900. His father, William Brock, was a miller and Norman worked for him as a laborer in his mill. His mother, my great grandmother Julia Brock, was a housekeeper who ran their home as a boarding house. Norman was their only child, and they worshipped him. William was born in 1856 and consequently was too young for the Civil War and too old for World War I. His father, Wilhelm Brock, moved his family to Buffalo from Germany, and became William Brock, a name that he passed on to his son. Etta married Norman in 1923, and they lived with his parents. 

    Norman spoke neither Yiddish nor Hebrew, so Etta began teaching him simple words and phrases. Unliked his wife, however, Norman had little knack, and even less love, for languages. He refused even to attempt Russian or Polish. Etta was a wonderful cook, having learned (with all her sisters) from her mother. All of them cooked the traditional European Jewish dishes: knishes, kreplach, matzoh ball soup, blintzes, as well as traditional Russian dishes like borscht. Norman, however, was a picky eater, and his mother had indulged him in this. What he wanted was meat and potatoes, and the vegetables he could tolerate were limited to peas and corn. He could stand chicken once in a while, but for the most part it was steaks and roasts. There was little scope for her culinary skills.

    My mother Shirley was born in 1926, and her sister Dorothy in 1928. Neither Etta's nor Norman's family had any significant money, so it was necessary that Norman work. He was unsuited for work as a laborer, as he was listed on the Census of 1920, and he also lacked higher education. He tried working in various businesses for a while, but could never stand working for somebody else. He suffered from what my step-father referred to as "short man's disease". The obvious solution was to start his own business. So in 1929 Etta and Norman moved out of his parents' house (they have a separate address in the Census of 1930) and opened the Normetta School of the Dance.

    It has always seemed strange to me that two people completely untrained in dance could think they could teach it to children. That's what they set out to do, however. They rented halls all around the Buffalo area for one night a week (many were available due to the Depression), put up some posters and put some ads in the newspaper, and waited for the kids to show up. And show up they did, at first in dribs and drabs and later in torrents. For each shiny dime (not an insignificant amount for most middle-class families in those days; only in the forties did they raise it to a quarter) a child between the ages of 6 and 16 was entitled to an hour's instruction in the fundamentals of tap, acrobatic, or ballet. They would teach for three hours each evening, six nights a week, and make a semi-honest living. I qualify that adjective somewhat, since it is usually assumed that a teacher knows something about the subject matter being taught. Norman and Etta knew little, but both had the gift of gab and made each hour enjoyable for the kids who knew even less about what they studied. I also assume that the children enjoyed being taught by adults no bigger than they were. So the Normetta School of the Dance flourished.

    As a cash business there were also tax advantages, again not exactly honest. Their business model allowed them to close down one location and open another at the drop of a hat, and they did so frequently throughout the thirties, usually whenever there was an incident where a child got hurt or when there was a complaint. As Shirley and Dorothy grew up they both became students, and Shirley actually became quite accomplished. She became first a tutor and later a full teacher in the School. She fantasized about a career as a dancer.

    During the thirties, though, Norman's father William died, and the Census of 1940 shows them again living with his mother. They were not in the family home where they had lived before and where Norman had grown up, but in a newer house in a better part of town, on French Street. My great grandmother Julia remained in this house until she died in the sixties.

    In 1940 Shirley turned 14 and had begun high school. She did very well. She was particularly good at algebra, to the surprise of everyone in the family including herself, earning a perfect 100% mark in the subject. In the 1941-42 school year she continued her study of mathematics by becoming the only girl to enroll in geometry, and the roof fell in. For some reason she simply could not understand why triangles were congruent, and the idea of a proof completely baffled her. The outbreak of war in December gave her an excuse, and at the end of the first semester, having failed geometry, she dropped out of high school altogether. She went to work in a defense plant.

    Shirley had grown to the height of 4'10 1/2", and she was proud of that 1/2 inch. It meant she was not a midget, although she was still shorter than everyone she met. Her sister Dorothy reached 5'. Both children were raised ostensibly Jewish, but not a lot of emphasis was placed on the religion. Both wore simple silver Stars of David around their necks. These were hidden by the high-necked blouses they inevitably wore, and very few people ever saw them and so very few people outside of their immediate circle knew that they were Jewish.

    It only took one, though, and that one made quite a fuss about it. It happened during a lunch break at the defense plant in January, 1945. Shirley was 18 and had turned into quite a competent worker, her dreams of earning her living as a dancer far behind her. Her lack of a high school diploma kept her from advancing to a supervisory position, and in fact this event finished her defense plant career entirely. The plant floor was overheated for some reason, and Shirley had unbuttoned her blouse's top buttons. Her Star of David was thus visible, and out of nowhere an otherwise pleasant middle-aged Polish woman stood up, pointed at Shirley, and said in a voice a trifle louder than strictly necessary, "You killed my God!" At this point Etta would have decked the woman, despite giving up a foot and a half in height,  but Shirley was made of less-stern stuff. She didn't know what to say, she didn't know what to do, so she sputtered something about not having been there 1900 years ago and ran crying from the room. She didn't stop until she got on the cable car to go home and she never went back. The plant, by the way, never paid her for her last two weeks and never explained why.

    Etta and Norman began to worry that Shirley was too retiring ever to find a man to marry. And Etta's tradition was that the parents would make the match anyway, although she conveniently forgot the fact that she and her sisters had all made their own matches due to their parents being dead. So they set out to find a suitable husband for their older daughter. Their choice was somewhat puzzling.

    Donald Robert Stevens was 19 at the end of the war and was working at the same defense plant that Shirley had left. He had not been drafted due to the fact that he served two years in juvenile detention for theft. His parents disowned him, and when he got out when he turned 18 in September, 1944, he needed a place to live. Etta and Norman took him in. Initially they had no matrimonial plans for him, as he was a Polish Catholic and they had reason to be skeptical of that particular combination. But as time went on and Shirley showed no sign of finding a husband on her own they reassessed their position. Since she was Jewish their children would be raised Jewish, and that was all that mattered. Living in the same house meant that they were thrown together often, and inevitably unless Etta and Norman intervened to prevent it the two young people were going to be attracted to each other. So they were, and Shirley and Donald were married in September, 1946, when they were both 20. I was born in June, 1947; they wasted no time.

    During this time Shirley's sister Dorothy lived with her grandmother, Norman's father Julia, in the new house on French Street. She married a full-blooded Iroquois, Bud Douglas, in 1950; they had three children: Diane, Debbie, and Mitchell. Bud and Dorothy divorced in the late fifties, and she never remarried. She inherited the house when her grandmother passed away. Aside from once in 1969 when I stopped in Buffalo to see her on the way home from visiting Carol in Rochester and once again in 1970 when she and the children came to our wedding, I had no further contact with her.

    Shirley and Donald (and me, when I came along) lived with Etta and Norman. The end of the war, of course, meant the defense plant closed, and all of the good jobs went to the war veterans. Donald was limited to work as a laborer, and Norman knew there was no future in that. So he suggested to Donald that the young man seek a career in the military. He could retire after 20 years with half pay for life, or after 30 years with 3/4 pay, and he would learn a good marketable trade. It would mean some time away from his family, of course, but the benefits far outweighed the drawbacks. In his own mind Donald was desperate to get out from under Norman's roof, and he jumped at the chance. The Air Force was willing to overlook his "youthful indiscretion" as they termed it, and his enlistment was approved in 1949. After basic training he was assigned to Japan, where as an enlisted airman he could not bring his family. He served in the remains of the postwar occupation and then got caught up in the Korean War. He did not come home until January, 1953.

    The first five and a half years of my life, then, were spent with my mother under Norman and Etta's roof. My first memories are of the house on Buell Avenue, sledding down the railway embankment in the winter, throwing tomatoes picked fresh from the garden in the back in the summer. My mother Shirley once again helped with the School of the Dance, this time as a paid "professional" teacher. I went to many of the sessions simply because there was no one at home to take care of me and babysitting was too expensive. I was never much of a dancer, although I enjoyed the acrobatics and apparently learned more than I realized. I found this out years later when I fit right in to the musical comedy choruses for which I auditioned. I have distinct memories of kindergarten, where I excelled. My mother and my Aunt Dorothy read to me every night and I was reading myself by the time I was five. I have a vague memory of visiting my grandmother's sister, Aunt Kate, in the early fifties.

    It was during this time that my grandmother Etta began teaching me Yiddish. I don't think she ever tried me on Russian, Polish, or Ukrainian, but I can't swear to it. I do know, though, that when several of my college classmates studied Russian, it didn't sound as strange as I expected it to and some of the vocabulary was familiar. My grandmother Etta also tried to introduce me to her prodigious cooking skills, but my grandfather Norman still insisted on good old American meat and potatoes, so that was what I wanted. When we visited Aunt Kate she and my grandmother chatted seamlessly in three or four languages and I was astonished. Despite the informal language lessons from my grandmother, though, the person who had the greatest influence on me during this crucial time was my grandfather Norman. He was a petty tyrant with more than a streak of dishonesty. He thought the world owed him a living, and he had no shame. He built himself up by tearing down everyone around him. And unfortunately I became more like him than I care to admit. Even today, some 70 years later, if I'm not careful some of the old patterns I learned at his knee come breaking through.

    There's more to the story of me and Etta and Norman, and of course Shirley and Donald and Dorothy, as well as others who haven't entered the scene yet. My sincere thanks to my cousin Jim Holzman, Etta's great nephew, for his prodigious genealogical research. I have relied upon it heavily. I will continue with Part II of this narrative when I get around to it.


This is Etta and Norman in 1943.

Saturday, October 10, 2020

Be Careful What You Videotape!


Chapter Two of For Three Weeks I Owned the University of Illinois 

    One of my most important—though entirely unspoken—jobs as an associate attorney in a plaintiff’s personal injury law firm was CYA.  Only the A I was to cover was not my own but that of the partner who assigned me a case.  Hired ostensibly as an “appellate specialist,” I was expected to save verdicts won from juries when the defendants appealed, and to reverse verdicts lost, and summary judgments lost, so that we could have a new trial, or at least a first trial.  Some of my most exciting legal experiences arose from these assignments.  Very early in my tenure, for example, I was able to have a jury verdict against one of the partners in a medical malpractice case against an ophthalmologist in Effingham reversed because the judge gave an improper jury instruction.  The partner re-tried the case, and the second time with the experience he had gained from the first trial he won a verdict in the high six figures.  My worth to the firm was vindicated, but expectations became artificially high.
    Such was certainly the case when the senior partner lost another medical malpractice case in Danville.  The case involved another ophthalmologist who, while conducting cataract surgery with lens replacement, inserted the plastic lens backwards in the client’s eye.  Naturally, there were serious visual consequences, and although the doctor repaired his error free of charge (it took two additional surgeries), the client filed a medical malpractice lawsuit, claiming that the physician breached the standard of care for reasonable ophthalmologists, and seeking money damages.  The damages he could seek were limited because he was retired and had no lost income to claim, and because the doctor corrected the problem at no charge.  Nonetheless, under the law in Illinois he was entitled to seek reasonable money damages for pain and suffering, permanent partial disability, and future pain and suffering.  We represented him on a contingency fee contract, and under the law our potential fees were limited because of a statute passed earlier in the nineties.
    The doctor was an energetic, entirely competent professional, but he had made a serious error.  Doctors are, after all, only human, and are as prone to negligence as any of us.   That’s precisely why they have malpractice insurance.  He had done literally thousands of cataract surgeries, and had never before inserted the new lens backwards.  At the first trial he had admitted that it was negligent for the lens to have been inserted backwards, but he claimed that it was not his fault.  During surgery, he told the jury, time is of the essence so that he can keep his fees reasonable.  He does many surgeries every day, and simply does not have time to look at every lens handed to him by a nurse to make sure it is not backwards.  It is the nurse’s job to hand him a pair of forceps containing the lens, and he simply inserts it in the patient’s eye the way he is handed it.  He had no opinion as to whether the nurse was negligent in this case, but he asserted energetically that he was not.
    In a medical malpractice case, expert witnesses are employed by both sides to convince the jury that the doctor either was or was not negligent.  Each expert witness tells the jury about his or her background, training, and experience, and what he or she has gleaned from reviewing the medical records and reading the depositions of the parties and any non-party witnesses.  The expert then gives an opinion as to whether the defendant physician was negligent.  The jury decides who to believe, and finds for the plaintiff if his or her expert is more believable or for the defense if the doctor’s expert is more believable.  The doctor also gets to testify, or course, and as a professional can add his or her opinion to that of the expert.  Often if the doctor is credible the jury will be sympathetic and find for the defense.  Winning a medical malpractice trial is extremely difficult for a plaintiff’s attorney.
    Part of the reason for this is the process that a case goes through prior to trial.  Cases that are obviously bad for the doctor are usually settled before trial, with the insurance company paying the plaintiff some agreed amount within the limits of the policy.  On the other hand, cases that are obviously bad for the plaintiff are dismissed at the outset, or at the summary judgment stage.  Only cases that theoretically could go either way end up going to a jury; attorneys for the plaintiff never get to try their good cases, These days some excellent attorneys don’t try more than one case a year.  The jury’s natural sympathy for the doctor more often than not leads to a verdict for the defense, regardless of the evidence.
    Such had been the case in the first trial.  The doctor had testified that the act of inserting the lens in the eye backwards was negligence, and his expert witness gave the same opinion.  Our expert witness said the same thing, although he added his opinion that the fault was the doctor’s regardless of the orientation of the lens when handed to him by the nurse.  The jury, though, agreed with the doctor and brought back a verdict for the defense.  Our senior partner walked into my office when he returned from court, plopped the case file on my desk, and in response to my question of how he had done told me he came in second.  I was to appeal the jury verdict, and if possible get him a new trial.  Since, he said, I knew everything about ophthalmology from the previous appeal, I should have no trouble.
    It was not quite that simple.  In an appeal from the granting of summary judgment, the appellate court reviews the evidence de novo, with no deference to the trial court’s decision.  Where a jury has rendered a verdict, however, considerable deference is given to the previous decision.  A jury verdict will only be reversed if it was against the manifest weight of the evidence, a much more difficult standard of review.  Alternatively, I could attempt to prove to the appellate court that the trial court had committed reversible error in the admission of evidence or the instruction of the jury, as I had in the previous eye case.  In this case, though, the record was clear of such error, and I was reduced to scanning the transcript of the trial and what is called the common law record of the case for proof that the jury verdict was against the manifest weight of the evidence.  Lucky for me, I found it.
    It turned out that the testimony of the doctor and his expert witness that inserting the plastic lens in the patient’s eye backwards was negligent amounted to what is called a judicial admission.  It did not automatically mean that we would win, but it constituted a presumption of negligence that the defendant failed to rebut adequately.  In effect, the admission shifted the burden of proof from the plaintiff to prove the defendant was negligent to the defendant to prove that he was not negligent.  He did not do so, and the jury verdict in his favor was therefore against the manifest weight of the evidence.  We would get a new trial.  One of the three judges on the appellate court panel that heard the case went so far as to say in a concurring opinion that the new trial should be on damages only; he would have granted judgment to the plaintiff on the basis of the judicial admission.
    The new trial gave me a unique opportunity.  Our senior partner was over seventy years old, and had been trying cases to juries for almost fifty years.  It was quite possible that the retrial of the eye case would be his last.  I asked, in fact begged, to be allowed to be his second chair.  That is, I would sit at counsel table during the retrial, handle some routine questioning of witnesses, prepare all the exhibits, argue motions to the judge, work up the jury instructions, and get him coffee when he wanted it.  In short, I was to do all the scut work, and he was to be lead counsel.
    I was anxious to observe him in action because he was reputed to be the best trial lawyer in downstate Illinois.  He had won multi-million dollar verdicts in previous malpractice cases, in negligence cases against railroads, and in products liability cases.  He was the reason there are no Burger King fast food restaurants within twenty-five miles of Mattoon or Charleston, Illinois; he had sued and won a trademark infringement case against the national chain on behalf of a pre-existing greasy spoon called, amazingly enough, The Burger King in Mattoon.  He had turned down a federal judgeship because he couldn’t take the pay cut with four kids to put through college (three became attorneys) and he didn’t want to move his family to East St. Louis, which at the time was little more than a ghetto.  He had been invited to teach advanced courses in trial advocacy at the law schools at the University of Illinois and at Harvard University.  He was a legend in his own time, and the main reason I had accepted his firm’s offer to join them.
    Since all of the discovery in the case had been completed in preparation for the first trial, there was little to do to prepare for the second.  The defendant named a new expert witness, since the truthful testimony of his first expert got the jury verdict in his favor reversed.  Our senior partner diligently flew to Salt Lake City, where the new expert practiced and taught ophthalmology, and took his deposition.  Amazingly enough, the new expert was not of the opinion that the mere placement of the plastic lens in the patient’s eye backwards constituted negligence.  We had a feeling that the defendant would testify somewhat differently on that point as well.  We were entitled to confront him with his inconsistent testimony from the first trial, but if he explained himself adequately he would get away with it.  Since he had the best attorneys that the money of his insurance company could buy, we were confident that he would be coached to explain himself adequately.  We needed something else this time, or the result would be the same.  It was my job to find it.
    In addition to preparing the exhibits we would use at trial, I went back to the original discovery in the case.  We had requested, and received, numerous documents and other tangible things related to his treatment of our client and other patients.  Most of them had not been used at the first trial, but I reviewed them all.  Among the things that we received and I reviewed were three videotapes.
It seems that the good doctor videotaped all of his surgeries, and kept copies for his records.  A video camera was attached to the microscope through which he looked into the patient’s eye as he conducted surgery, and it recorded everything he saw and everything he did within the range of the microscope.  We weren’t sure why he did so, but it was clear that the tapes could have significant teaching value, and that they significantly widened the scope of his medical records.  He had hundreds if not thousands of such tapes, and was evidently very proud of the number and speed of his surgeries.  In his answers to our interrogatories, although not in testimony at the first trial, he had bragged about both.  He also told us what he charged the various health insurance companies for each surgery, and we could calculate from that information how much money he brought in every day, week, month, and year. The figures were truly astonishing, even for attorneys who were used to thinking in the millions.  None of this information had come into evidence in the first trial, either.
    As part of my due diligence, I reviewed the videotapes.  They were, of course, recordings of the three surgeries the doctor performed on our client: the first one, with the backwards plastic lens; the second, the removal of the lens; and the third, the insertion of a new lens in proper orientation.  All three were surprisingly fast, and just as he had testified, in the first surgery we saw the forceps enter the field of the microscope’s vision when the nurse handed them to the doctor, and he immediately inserted the lens into the eye and attached it with some hooks provided for the purpose.  It was impossible for me to tell whether the lens was right side up or backwards; presumably the jury would have the same problem.  The hooks would work the same way right side up or backwards, so there was no way to tell from them.  The first videotape was difficult for a layman to watch, as it included the doctor using a scalpel to slice into the eye to remove the cataract.  I certainly flinched more than once.  The second videotape turned out to be irrelevant; the doctor very briefly removed the offending lens but did not insert a new one.  In the third videotape, however, we saw the forceps containing the lens enter the field of vision, and then we saw the most extraordinary thing, While the forceps were in the hand of the doctor, and before he inserted the lens into the eye, he very carefully turned the lens over twice, to make sure it was properly oriented.  The maneuver took something like half a second.  Then, satisfied that the lens was right side up, the doctor proceeded to insert it into the eye and attach it.
    We had our smoking gun.  The doctor’s defense was that he did not have time to make sure the lens was properly oriented before inserting it, and we had him on tape doing exactly that in less than half a second.  Any reasonable jury would find that his failure to do so in this case was negligence.  All that remained was to figure out how to elicit the proper testimony from the doctor himself.
We decided, first of all, that we had to allude to our evidence in opening statement.  In a jury trial, each side has an opportunity to speak directly to the jury at the beginning of the trial, to explain what they think the evidence will show.  The judge admonishes the jury that opening statements are not evidence, but they can be powerful tools in shaping jury perceptions.  A theme for the trial can be established, and the presentation of evidence then supports that theme.  In our case, the theme was, “Half a second makes all the difference.”  While we would not explicitly mention the videotape in opening statement, we would establish the theme, and promise that we would show the jury—not just tell them, but show them—exactly what the doctor could have done and should have done to prevent this injury.  We would urge them to hold us to our promise.
    The order of testimony is of some importance in a jury trial.  The jurors will receive the evidence in bits and pieces, not as a coherent story.  The similes I like to use are that a trial is like a jigsaw puzzle, and that the opening statement is like the picture on the box.  The jurors hear all of the testimony of one witness before hearing the testimony of any other witness, and they must put the pieces together themselves.  Because witnesses are barred from the courtroom until they testify, they do not hear the testimony of the previous witnesses.  The one exception to this is the defendant, who will testify in almost every civil case.  The defendant, of course, is entitled to sit through the entire trial, and will hear all of the witnesses.  It is therefore to the plaintiff’s advantage to have the defendant testify first; he or she will not have heard any other testimony, and cannot tailor his or her testimony to square with what the jurors have already heard.   In a medical malpractice trial, though, it is usually confusing to the jurors to have the defendant testify first, since they have not heard anything about what it is the defendant will be vehemently denying.  So it is usual to have the plaintiff’s expert testify first, followed by the defendant, and then the other witnesses, including the plaintiff.  In our case, though, we decided to have the defendant testify last.  That way, the very last thing the jurors would see and hear would be the doctor’s videotape, and his agreement that he could have and have should have done something different from what he did, because half a second makes all the difference.
    We were pretty sure of what his testimony would be because we were entitled to ask him leading questions.  For most witnesses, questions must be open-ended, allowing the witness to respond as he likes.  Such a question might be, “What time is it?”  The answer might be something like, “It’s two thirty.”  A leading question would suggest the answer in the question itself, and can only be answered yes or no.  The equivalent leading question would be, “It’s two thirty, isn’t it?”  Skillful use of leading questions can force a witness to testify exactly as the attorney wants him to.  Because they are so powerful, leading questions are only allowed for hostile witnesses (such as the defendant), for cross-examination (the opposing side’s examination of your witnesses, or your examination of his), or under limited circumstances to save time, such as establishing necessary background information (“Doctor, you graduated from Harvard Medical School with your M.D. degree in 1984, didn’t you?”).  Under most other circumstances, leading questions will draw an objection, and the attorney will have to rephrase the question so it is open-ended.  The interrogatories and the deposition are the places where the attorney obtains the information that enables him or her to craft skillful leading questions; two hours of detailed questioning during a deposition might be effectively boiled down to two or three leading questions.
    Incidentally, even though we could shape the defendant’s testimony through the use of leading questions, he would still have two opportunities to clarify his statements.  First, his own attorney would be entitled to ask him to clarify his adverse testimony during the plaintiff’s case, and he would be asked open-ended questions by his own attorney during his case.  A jury trial is designed to be fair to both sides.
    Before opening statements in a jury trial the parties must choose the jurors. The judge calls 12 randomly selected potential jurors from a previously published list into the jury box and asks them some general questions.  The attorneys for the parties, in Illinois courts but not in federal courts, then get an opportunity to questions the potential jurors individually and as a group.  A potential juror may be stricken from the panel by the judge for cause (if, for example, it is clear that he or she could not be fair and impartial, or if serving would be too much of a hardship), or by one of the attorneys for no reason at all, called a peremptory challenge. 
    Each side in a jury trial is given a certain number of peremptory challenges, often four or six each, and may use them on any juror who is not stricken for cause.   While an attorney may strike a juror for almost any reason (she is a doctor, he is a lawyer), there are two reasons that are illegal.  No juror may be stricken on account of race, and no juror may be stricken on account of gender.  Other than that, no reason need be given.  An attorney who believes the other side has stricken a juror for an unacceptable reason has a mechanism available to challenge the action.
    The use of peremptory challenges is an art in itself; the attorney must keep an eye on the other eleven potential jurors, as well as on those yet to be called into the box, in order to get the 12 jurors most favorable to his or her case.  At the same time, the other attorney is doing the same thing.  Sometimes an otherwise objectionable juror will remain on the jury to prevent someone even worse from being seated.  The attorneys know who is coming next because all of the potential jurors are numbered, and each has filled out a questionnaire that the attorney has reviewed.
    When jurors are stricken for cause or by use of a peremptory challenge, the judge calls new potential jurors into the box from the list and the questioning of the jurors goes on.  Finally, both sides exhaust their peremptory challenges, or choose not to use more of them, and the 12 jurors are seated.  The judge will probably also seat one or two alternate jurors, who will hear all of the evidence but will not deliberate unless one of the original twelve jurors cannot do so for some reason (illness, for example).  Illinois law requires a unanimous verdict by twelve jurors in a civil case, unless both sides stipulate to a lesser number.  Federal juries are smaller, and some other states allow verdicts that are not unanimous.  If the jurors cannot agree on a verdict, the judge declares a mistrial and the matter must be tried again before a new jury.
    I began learning valuable lessons from our senior partner as soon as jury selection began.  He was in his seventies, with sandy but graying hair, and he had a number of physical ailments.  He was as trim as he had ever been, though, and as energetic.  When the judge called upon him to begin voir dire, as the questioning of potential jurors is called, he leaped to his feet, strode confidently over to the jury box, and introduced himself to the potential jurors in his patented mellow tones.  The men admired him, and the women fell in love with him; or at least that was the way it looked to me.  He was that effective in presenting himself, a sort of latter-day Spencer Tracy in an elegant but rumpled suit.  It didn’t seem to matter so much what he said, as how he said it.  His goal was to make the jury like and trust him.  If they did that, they would believe him.  And if they believed him, he would win the case.  It was Aristotle’s ethos personified.
    Choosing the jury took one day.  The second day began with opening statements from both sides.  Following opening statements, in which we implanted our theme and the proof of negligence which was to come, testimony began.  Our expert was an earnest young man from Florida who explained to the jury exactly what a cataract is, how an ophthalmologist is trained (he was a professor of ophthalmology at a medical school), and how cataract surgery takes place.  He gave a very strong and well-supported opinion that placing the replacement lens in the eye backwards is a breach of the standard of care for an ophthalmologist; in other words, it was negligence.
    There followed our other witnesses: the client and his wife, other physicians whom he consulted, a couple of nurses from the operating room.  We had established the extent of the client’s limited damages, and had given the jury another doctor’s opinion about negligence, but we had not established the fact of malpractice to anyone’s satisfaction.  For that, we needed the doctor himself.  And we needed that videotape.
    The defendant doctor took the stand as an adverse witness on the morning of the fourth day.  Our senior partner led him through some background questions, eliciting along the way facts about the number of surgeries he had done, the number he does every day, week, month, and year, and what he charges for them.  He testified to the basic facts of this case, and claimed he was not negligent.  We impeached him with his testimony from the previous trial, but he was able to explain it succinctly; he had been well-coached.  Then we brought out the videotapes.
    This was no surprise, even though we had not used the videotapes at the first trial.  At the final pretrial hearing, both sides must present to the judge, and to each other, lists of witnesses to be called, exhibits to be admitted, and jury instructions to be given.  The videotapes had been on our list.  They had been on the list at the first trial as well, but were never used.  Apparently no one had ever watched them all the way through.  Incidentally, we had also included the defendant’s expert from the first trial on our list of witnesses for the second trial, since he had inadvertently given testimony that was favorable to us.  We had no intention of calling him as a witness, but the defendant did not know that.  His attorneys spent a lot of time and effort in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to have him barred as a witness.  I think they were surprised when he did not testify.
    Our senior partner carefully led the doctor through identification of the videotapes, authenticating them, and admitting them into evidence.  He then played the first tape for the jury, with the doctor providing commentary about what was going on and why it was happening.  Although he was entitled to lead the witness, our senior partner gave the doctor his head and allowed him to testify as he wished.  As we had expected, the jury flinched at the sight of the scalpel slicing open the eye.  Following the playing of the first tape, our senior partner forced the doctor to reiterate his position that he simply did not have time to check on the orientation of the lens before inserting it into the patient’s eye.  He agreed that was his general practice, and as far as he knew he did it in all his surgeries.
    They went through the same process with the second videotape, just for the sake of completeness, and once again the doctor testified that he always followed his general practice.  Then came the third tape.
    This time, the doctor’s commentary came to an abrupt halt when he saw himself on tape turning the forceps over and over beneath the microscope before inserting the plastic lens into the patient’s eye and fastening it in place.  Our senior partner stopped the tape, rewound it, and played the important section again.  The questioning then went something like this:
    “Doctor, right there you turned that lens over twice before implanting it, didn’t you?” 
    “Yes.”
    “And you did that so you could make sure the lens was in the proper orientation before implanting it, isn’t that right?” 
    “Yes.”
    “And that process took about half a second, didn’t it?” 
    “Yes.”
    “And you didn’t do that in the first surgery, did you?” 
    “No.”
    “If you had done so, it would have taken about half a second, wouldn’t it?” 
    “Yes.”
    “And if you had done so, the lens would not have been implanted backwards, would it?” 
    “I don’t know.”
    “If the lens had not been implanted backwards we wouldn’t be here, would we?”
    “No.”
    “Half a second can make all the difference, can’t it doctor?” 
    “I don’t know.”
    The case was all over except the shouting.  Oh, there was still the clarification examination of the doctor by his own attorney to go through, and the doctor’s own case, including the testimony of his expert (who had not, of course, seen the videotape previously, but watched it just before his testimony the next day for the first time).  The doctor himself testified again in his own defense, but it was pro forma.  The jury had made up its mind, and we all knew it.
    We rested our case before noon on the fourth day of trial, and the defense rested before noon on the fifth day.  The parties gave closing arguments, and the judge instructed the jury.  We went out to lunch at 12:30 on Friday, with orders from the judge to be back in court by 2:00 in the afternoon to wait for the verdict.
    Closing arguments and jury instructions are inextricably entwined.  Jury instructions are often the first thing I do when preparing for a trial, because the instructions lay out very clearly what must be proven and how the jury is to decide the case.  Until I know where I have to end up, I can’t figure out how to get there.  Most of the instructions are cut-and-dried, and are taken verbatim from something called the Illinois Pattern Jury Instructions.  Two of the instructions, though, known as the issues instruction and the burden of proof instruction, must be tailored to the facts of the particular case.  It is how the judge instructs the jury on how they are to decide the case, and consequently these two instructions are most important.  The parties submit proposed instructions to the judge prior to trial, and if there are differences each side gets a chance to persuade the judge that its version of the instruction should be used.  The jury, of course, never hears these arguments, which take place in the privacy of the judge’s chambers.  A case can rise or fall on the quality of the issues instruction and the burden of proof instruction, and sometimes a jury verdict can be reversed if the wrong instruction is used, as in the previous eye case I had appealed.  In order to claim an erroneous jury instruction later, however, the attorney must object to the instruction before trial, and submit his own proper instruction for the record.  If he does not do so, he cannot later claim error.
    In closing argument the attorneys attempt to show the jurors how the evidence that has been admitted fits the judge’s instructions as to how they are to decide the case.  The closing argument thus looks back to both the opening statement and the testimony and exhibits, and looks forward to the jury instructions.  In fact, I like to tell the jury that, “The judge is going to instruct you that . . .”, and then quote one or more instructions verbatim.  When the judge later gives the instructions exactly as I prophesied, I gain credibility.  The other side can do the same thing, of course, but the attorney for the plaintiff gets to do it first.  This is an advantage, particularly when coupled with the invaluable opportunity the attorney for the plaintiff has when he is allowed a few minutes at the end to rebut the closing argument of the defense.  The plaintiff has these advantages because he or she has the burden of proof, which can be difficult to meet under the best of circumstances.
    In our case, closing argument was relatively brief.  Our senior partner reiterated our theme; tied the evidence to it; reviewed the qualifications of our expert, the basis for his opinions, and the substance of those opinions; and did the calculation of the amount of money the doctor obtained from his break-neck surgical schedule.  He then played the third videotape for the jurors once again.  He reminded them of the doctor’s testimony, which virtually amounted to an admission of negligence; briefly outlined the damages we were seeking; and closed with a quotation from Abraham Lincoln in one of the courthouses in which he had practiced law some hundred and fifty years before.  It was a distinguished performance by any standard.
    While we were supposed to be back in court by 2:00, at about 1:45 my cell phone rang.  It was the clerk of the court, with news that the jury had returned with a verdict.  The verdict was announced at 2:00: the jury unanimously found for the plaintiff, and awarded the full amount of damages we were seeking.  When we interviewed four or five jurors later, we confirmed that they made up their minds when they saw the third videotape, and the only reason they did not return a verdict earlier was that they wanted to finish their free lunch.
    We never did discovery why the doctor videotaped his surgeries.  He did not teach at a medical school, and there was no market for tapes such as these.   Perhaps he just wanted souvenirs of his conquests.  The odds are that if he did not have the videotapes the jury would have found in his favor as they did at the first trial.   If there is one, I guess the moral of the story is be careful of what you videotape; it can come back and bite you on the ass.
    It turned out that this was indeed the last jury trial of our senior partner.  He sold his shares in the professional corporation that was our law firm to his partners, one of whom was his son, and started coming in to the office only when it pleased him.  That was good for the firm, since his name still brought in big cases from across the state.  His vested share of the firm’s profit sharing scheme provided more than enough income for the rest of his life, and he still owned the building that the firm rented, not to mention hundreds of acres of prime farmland growing corn and soybeans that at last count was selling for over $6,500.00 an acre.  He and his wife split their time between their home in Mattoon and a second home in Florida, and they visited their far-flung grandchildren whenever they could.  He later beat colon cancer with the same steely-eyed determination he used in the courtroom.  His life in the law had been a good one, and I was privileged to have worked with him even as short a time as I did. 

     POST SCRIPT. I first posted this blog in 2012, the same year that For Three Weeks I Owned the University of Illinois came out. I write this in 2020, and I have recently had cataract surgery on both eyes. I did not tell my ophthalmologist about this case. I did note, however, that he did not videotape or otherwise record either of my surgeries. My vision is now 20-20 in both eyes, and I see colors with a clarity and intensity I have not had in years. Further, the surgery was not a problem, despite my misgivings. I felt nothing, and my sight was improved immediately. I would recommend it to anyone with a cataract problem.
    For Three Weeks I Owned the University of Illinois is still available on Amazon.com; it contains this essay and seven others, including the title essay.